Cookie's Philosophy

I tried to find captain vegetable but to no avail. The closest I came was captain breakfast which I considered posting and probably will post in a later post (I can't seem to find a synonym for "post"). But this one actually made someone other than me laugh while watching it - strong evidence that this was a good movie to post. Plus I think that there is some truth to Cookie's way of thinking. Plus I really like how he says, "Arrivederci, Frog."