Dating Limerick

This happens once or twice a year,
Where things are incredibly clear.
You look at your life,
and say "I need a wife."
But do nothing and sit on your rear.

Well, finally this day has come.
The one that you've been running from.
You stand up and say,
"I'll do something today!
But what?" and feel kinda dumb.

to be continued . . . (feel free to suggest your own verse)